"Das booty."

Ask me anything, amigas and amigos.

*thinks about responsibilities* 
*shrugs* 
*masturbates*

boys like it when youre playfully mean to them. call them names. punch them on the shoulder. murder their families 

hotdadcalendar:

I’m actually concerned for boys who complain about how different girls look without makeup. Like did you think eyeshadow permanently alters a girls eyelid? Are you frightened when people change clothes

crebit:

i’m in friend love with all of you

lotsaspaghetti:

*semi-popular cartoon from 1997 with semi-sexual reference* THIS SHOW GAVE ZERO FUCKS

reblog if your name isn’t Ashley.